Taiwan

Taiwan , the asian place thats not spoken about
Taiwan is an island that belong to China if i am not wrong.

Taiwanese people speak Taiwanese Hokkien.

Taiwanese fashion is pretty much similar to korean and japanese fashion , but they like to use more colours koreans and japanese dont like as much,  they like to live dangerously with strong reds , greens , and oranges, even greys por browns and still pull it off.

Taiwanese designers have a different sense of what they like or what is kawaii.

This is what Korean designers find kawaii

This is what Japanese designers find Kawaii

This is what Taiwanese designers find Kawaii

Taiwan has its T-Pop.

The most popular Taiwanese female singer to date is Jody Chiang.

A special dish of Taiwan is 

Braised pork rice (滷肉飯)

Taiwan has free WIFI !!! I am not kidding ! Free WIFI since 2011 !!!

Taiwan has what many call the best universal healthcare system in the world.

Taiwan is obsesed with the Japanese cartoon Hello Kitty, and even make Hello Kitty beer.

Taiwan has markets at night where you can buy food .

Why japanese people wear masks

The masks are in case you are sick and you don't want to pass it to others.
The mask helps a lot !
Others use masks because there is polen in the air and they have alergies.
Or to cover pimples.
To not swallow the car's smoke , or just for the sake of wearing a fashionable mask.

Maks should be international , so other people don't get YOU sick !!!!

Pepero day (Korean-wannabes)

Pepero ( 빼빼로) is a chocolate stick like mikado but with many different types.

but a bit thicker and makes you feel fuller.
Pepero day ( 빼빼로데이) is similar to Valentine's day, but the only presents are pepero chocolates or pepero themed gifts.

It occurs in 11/11 because this number resembles peperos , im serious !
Why pepero day spells like that ?

 빼빼로데이

it writes bbae bbae ro de i

en korean you read one ㅂ like a close b that sound like a forced p.
like in the work pabo (stupid) you say a p that is not an open p, because the open p (like in pants) is anouther character. Is like is you were going to say b but made it sound like a closed p.

Why spell bbae bbae then ?
Koreans when they write a consonant an too vowels , they normally dont pronaunce the first vowel or pronaunce it so breavly that you dont get to hear it .

like in : 

힘내세요 , it spells himnaeseyo , but you say himneseyo because in nae the first vowel is not pronounced.

why dei and not day ?

the why of reading of Koreans is similar to the way spanish people read , besides there is no such thing as a (Y) on its own on Korean , it has to be ya , ye , yo...

as to  spanish people to them dei sounds like day .

why the ㅇ then on 이 ?

ㅇ is writen at the start of a block if the block starts with a vowel.

Things asian-wannabes must do

1. Learn to eat with chopsticks
2. Eat Ramen at least once
3. Learn to cook something asiatic , even if is something easy like Ramen
4. Go to an asian supermarket
5. Have an asian drink at least once
6. Try to learn an asian language.
7. Stop wearing low cut/cleavages.
8. Look for some asian bands you like.
9. Find out how asians act and things about their culture.
10. Become very good at something ...studying , an instrument or anything.
11. Do your best at studying.

Shit non-asian wannabes say to asian wannabes

-You know u are not asian , right ?
-You can't do that because you are not asian
-all of them languages look like chinese to me
- 😴 i wouldn't be able to watch something if i have to read subtitles
-Why dont you use a fork ? Is so much easier than chopsticks
-I think you are going crazy
-You are not in Japan
-So do you know a lot of asian people  ?
-So you been to Japan , right ?
-So have you eaten dog ?
-So you like rice , right ?
-Why pretend to be something you are not ?

BAE BAE LYRICS - BIG BANG

BIGBANG – BAE BAE Lyrics

Genre : Rap / Hip-hop
Release Date : 2015-05-01
Language : Korean

BIGBANG – BAE BAE Hangul

I’M IN LOVE
눈에 콩깍지 씌었어 BABE
하의 실종에 흰 와이셔츠 BABE
사람이야 천사야
OH JESUS BABE
눈부셔 BABE
SUNGLASS BABE
정신이 망신이야 홀렸어 네게
피가 한쪽으로 또 쏠렸어 네게
위험해
YOU’RE SO DANGEROUS BABE
살려줘 BABE
경찰 불러 BABE
BABY BABY 지금처럼만
아름다워 줄래 넌
시간이 지나도 내가 설렐 수 있게
BABY BABY 넌 시들지 마
이기적인 날 위해
그 모습 그대로
넌 그대로 여야만 해
사슴같이 예쁜 눈
나의 PRINCESS
나를 보고 비웃는 게
너무 CHIC 해
미친 거 아닐까
자연 미인 특이해 특이해
내게 완벽한 그대여
나의 MUSE 해
우리 둘이 편해 완전 살찌네
너와 몸이 완전 착착 감기네
영원히 넌 스물다섯이야 내게
변치 않아 BABE
5 X 5 BABE
BABY BABY 지금처럼만
아름다워 줄래 넌
시간이 지나도 내가 설렐 수 있게
BABY BABY 넌 시들지 마
이기적인 날 위해
그 모습 그대로
넌 그대로 여야만 해
난 예쁜 꽃을 든 남자
모든 이가 사랑할
너란 꽃을 든 남자
그대 향기에 취해
난 또 몽롱해지고
꺾이지 말아주오 제발 너만은
찹쌀떡 찹쌀떡
궁합이 우리 우리 궁합이
찹쌀떡 찹쌀떡
궁합이 우리 우리 궁합이

BIGBANG – BAE BAE Romanization

I’M IN LOVE
nune kongkkakji ssuieosseo BABE
haui siljonge huin waisyeocheu BABE
saramiya cheonsaya
OH JESUS BABE
nunbusyeo BABE
SUNGLASS BABE
jeongsini mangsiniya hollyeosseo nege
piga hanjjogeuro tto ssollyeosseo nege
wiheomhae
YOU’RE SO DANGEROUS BABE
sallyeojwo BABE
gyeongchal bulleo BABE
BABY BABY jigeumcheoreomman
areumdawo jullae neon
sigani jinado naega seollel su issge
BABY BABY neon sideulji ma
igijeogin nal wihae
geu moseup geudaero
neon geudaero yeoyaman hae
saseumgati yeppeun nun
naui PRINCESS
nareul bogo biusneun ge
neomu CHIC hae
michin geo anilkka
jayeon miin teugihae teugihae
naege wanbyeokhan geudaeyeo
naui MUSE hae
uri duri pyeonhae wanjeon saljjine
neowa momi wanjeon chakchak gamgine
yeongwonhi neon seumuldaseosiya naege
byeonchi anha BABE
5 X 5 BABE
BABY BABY jigeumcheoreomman
areumdawo jullae neon
sigani jinado naega seollel su issge
BABY BABY neon sideulji ma
igijeogin nal wihae
geu moseup geudaero
neon geudaero yeoyaman hae
nan yeppeun kkocceul deun namja
modeun iga saranghal
neoran kkocceul deun namja
geudae hyanggie chwihae
nan tto mongronghaejigo
kkeokkiji marajuo jebal neomaneun
chapssaltteok chapssaltteok
gunghabi uri uri gunghabi
chapssaltteok chapssaltteok
gunghabi uri uri gunghabi

TRASLATION

I’M IN LOVE
I’m blind with love babe
No pants on with a white shirt babe
Are you a human or an angel?
Oh Jesus babe
You’re dazzling babe
Sunglass babe
My mind is so out of it
I’m possessed by you
Blood is rushing to that one place again
It’s dangerous
You’re so dangerous babe
Save me babe
Call the police babe

Baby baby
Can you stay beautiful just like you are right now?
So my heart can race even after time passes
Baby baby
Don’t wither, this is all for the selfish me
You have to stay just as you are right now

Your eyes are pretty like a deer
My princess
When you laugh at me it’s so chic
Are you crazy?
You’re a natural beauty, so unique, so unique
My perfect dear
Be my muse
We’re so comfortable together
I’m gaining so much weight
My body wraps around yours so perfectly
You’re forever 25 to me
Won’t ever change
BABE 5 X 5 BABE

Baby baby
Can you stay beautiful just like you are right now?
So my heart can race even after time passes
Baby baby
Don’t wither, this is all for the selfish me
You have to stay just as you are right now

I’m a man who’s holding a pretty flower
A man who’s holding a flower called you, who everyone loves
I’m drunk with your scent, getting hazy again
Don’t get plucked away
Please

Like rice cakes, like rice cakes1
Our chemistry, our chemistry
Like rice cakes, like rice cakes
Our chemistry, our chemistry

How to look more asian

If you wanna look Japanese , dye your hair light brown.
To look korean dye your hair black.
If you are not white enough there are creams that can make yoy whiter.
Get an asian like hair style.
Get cute hair accessories.
Wear clothes asian like.
Don't wear tops with cleavage or low cut.
Learn about buddhism and wear something buddhist with you (bracelet, charms...)
Use something hello kitty .